Mom: What are you looking at naked men for?
Me: I'm not
Mom: That was a naked man there
*scrolls back up*
Me: That'sTom Daley, an Olympic diver
Mom: Oh i didn't see his bathing suit; it's so small
Me: Yeah we like it that way
Mom: What?
Me: What?
Mom: ....
Me: ...
Mom: ...
Me: Yeah, you're right they're small
parent walks into the room while i'm on tumblr
me: stares at google
